Panic At Avonmore

Alert, alert! Avonmore has gone into pandemonium! We need a new head teacher immediately!

As most students at Avonmore may know, the fabulous, fantastic Mr Hale is leaving our amazing school. For those who haven’t heard yet, this may be shocking news. But not to fear, we’ll get a new head as quick as you can say ‘Avonmore’s out of a crisis’. Now that we’ve received this news, we’re on the road to finding a brand new head (but they won’t be as amazing as Mr Hale, that’s for sure!) to take the soon-to-be empty slot of our current one. So, the bloggers have been thinking.

Why not advertise for a new head?

 HEAD WANTED!

The fabulous Mr Hale slaving over his extremely hard paper work.

Are you an aspiring head/teacher looking to find a new position as head in one of the best primary schools? Well look no further! This is the place to go.

We can offer:

·         Gorgeous children

·         Extraordinary staff

·         Hilarious bloggers

·         Multiple facilities

·         Delicious food items in the staff room

·         Everything you would expect from an amazing school like ours

Requirements:

·         Must have a good sense of fashion

·         Must give cookies to the bloggers

·         Has to have a beautiful voice to perform in the music assemblies

·         Must like cake (this is a strict requirement)

·         Must be able to bake

·         Must let year 6 go to a restaurant at the end of the year

·         Must fulfill the children’s every need

·         Must have an endless supply of jokes

·         Must have eyes, ears, a mouth and nose

To apply for the job please contact Avonmore Primary School immediately.

Avonmore needs you!